Eminem Hey!
Steve Hey, Em, what's up?
Eminem Steve Berman. What's goin' on, man, how you doin? Good to see you again. What's up?
Steve Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Eminem Umm, yeah, what's...
Steve Vannessa, shut the door.
Secretary Okay.
Eminem So what's up? How's orders looking for the first week?
Steve It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
Eminem Wh-
Steve This album is less than nothing. I can't sell this fucking record.
Eminem Wha-
Steve Do you know what's happening to me out there?
Eminem Wh-wha-what's the problem?
Steve Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!
Eminem Who's Violent...?
Steve Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass! Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
Eminem But, I-
Steve I'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over this. You know why Dre's record was so successful? He's rappin' about big-screen tv's, blunts, 40's and bitches. You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicadin.
Eminem I mean-
Steve I can't sell this shit!
Eminem What-
Steve Either change the record or it's not coming out!
Eminem What, I-
Steve Now get the fuck out of my office!
Eminem What am I supposed-
Steve NOW!
Eminem Alright man, whatever.