Ken Kaniff I'm gonna call this motherfucker.
Oh fuck yeah.
Give him a piece of mind. A piece of my ass.

Operator Thank you for waiting. Hello, may I help you.

Ken Kaniff Oh thank you. I need to make a collect call.

Operator What number?

Ken Kaniff Oh the number is **6-2***

Operator At the tone, please say your name.

Ken Kaniff Kenneth Kaniff, from Connecticut. Automated piece of shit.

Eminem Yo.

Ken Kaniff Hey there, cock boy.

Eminem Who's this?

Ken Kaniff This is Ken Kaniff.

Eminem Who?

Ken Kaniff Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, you little bitch.

Eminem From Connecticut? I don't know nobody in Connecticut.

Ken Kaniff Yeah, you wanna get a hotel room with me?

Eminem A hotel room?

Ken Kaniff Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem?

Eminem Yo, who is this, Cage?

Ken Kaniff You want me to fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Melt in your ass you little cock boy.

Eminem Yo, shut up you little bitch.

Ken Kaniff Oh, you think I'm lying huh...

Eminem Hahahahahaha